Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken novel Chapter 18
Now... then.
Of course, hitting a Cabinet Minister is very bad.
Of course...
Brother... what have you done?
So said Kaidou, having brought in the soldiers.
Never missing a day of service, his earlier absence was surprising.
He was so diligent, that even when invited to go drinking, he'd refuse by saying he had duties to attend to.
Thus, for an incident to occur while he was on duty, was naturally surprising.
They could easily run away, but that would be a poor choice...
Hmph! Just some light punishment the idiot who dared being rude to my benefactor Rimuru-danna.
He replied while pointing at Minister Bester who was being nursed by four soldiers.
Bester, on the other hand, was so shocked and surprised that he couldn't even stand.
Blood was dripping from his nose, he glared stupidly at me.
Not even in his wildest dreams had he imagined being punched. Thus, he was so surprised, that he probably didn't even feel the pain.
Oi oi... "just some light punishment"...? Making an enemy of the minister is very bad...
Kaidou muttered with a foreboding sigh.
Anyways... I'll have to restrain the people present.
He said, and gave his subordinates an order.
But, only audible to us, he added,
We won't harm you, so please come peacefully!
He mumbled.
Of course, I had no intention of causing further trouble.
Thus, moving towards Mama-san, I handed her five gold coins.
And, in reply to her surprise,
I included the inconvenience fee! I'll be back!
Such were my salutations.
This is a good shop, and I'd be very upset if I could no longer come here.
That is how we were being escorted away by the soldier... aren't we forgetting something?
Right! We forgot Gobuta.
We didn't bring that idiot to the shop.
In any case, that foolish action seems to have earned Kaijin the punishment in the "Psychidae Hell".
I'd thought they'd hang him upside down or something, so this seems bad.
Which is why, I wrapped Gobuta up with [Sticky Thread] and hung him from the ceiling.
Wait! That's heartless! Take me there, too!!!
And though he cried out similar grief-stricken phrases, hoping that we'd listen.
But to these words,
Idiot! Your actions have their own consequences! If you don't like it, just summon up the rest (storm fang wolves)!
We left him with hanging there with, what we thought, was an impossible task.
Anyways, the goblins, or rather the hobgoblins, should be fine even if they receive no food or water for a week.
Though if it the confinement continues any longer, we'll have to break out and save Gobuta.
And having so decided, I forgot about him for the time being.
My conscience did ask "Isn't this too pitiful?", but he's a sturdy guy! He'll be fine!
So the five of us were brought into the royal palace.
But I may have exaggerated a bit"we weren't restraint with much force. Felt more like we were coming voluntarily. Well, were coerced into doing so...
As a result, we spent two days in prison.
Or so I'd like to call it, but we received good food and the room was amicably furnished.
All five were placed in the same place, so rather than a prison, it was just a big room.
Their treatment of us was also relatively pleasant.
My short temper got you in this mess... forgive me!
Kaijin came over to apologize.
However, no one gathered here particularly minded in the first place.
Kaijin-san, we're fine! Don't sweat it!
Exactly. Don't worry about it, pops!
....!.
The three seemed to be of the same opinion.
That aside, once we're freed, we intend to come along with Kaijin-san!
Rimuru-danna, would our presence be a bother?
......??
The third also seemed like he wanted to say something, but as I clearly lack the power to understand, I was just happy with the sentiment.
Alright! I guess I'll say it again: you'll be in my care! However, I plan to work you hard, so be prepared!
Yeah!
And, well, that's the kind of discussion we had.
The first day had thus passed, and on the second night,
Oh, about that Cabinet Minister, he really seemed to hate Kaijin, didn't he? Is there a reason for that?
I nonchalantly asked.
But hearing this, Kaijin grimaced, and began his tale.
So apparently Kaijin used to be one of the captain's of the royal knights.
That is, there are seven platoons among the royal knights, with each having their own captain.
Construction Platoon, Commoner Platoon, Emergency Relief Platoon.
Heavy Armament Platoon, Magic Assault Platoon, Magic Support Platoon.
And, the most important, the King's personal Royal Guard.
Kaijin served as the captain of the construction platoon.
His aide at the time, was none other than Bester.
That guy, was from a family of a Marquess, and they say he bought his status with gold... Thus he was jealous of me, who was a commoner born of commoners.
Must have been difficult, I imagine. Receiving orders from a mere commoner must have been very disgraceful.
I, myself, did not try to be considerate of my subordinates' feelings. I just desperately tried to please his Majesty...
And then, that incident occurred...
Having so it introduced, he continued to discuss that incident.
An incident that resulted in Kaijin leaving the army.
Magic Battle Gear Incident.
At the time, the construction platoon had no new inventions and was evaluated the worst among the seven platoons.
"In a nation founded on technological progress, the Construction Platoon should be flourishing!" So claimed Bester's group.
"For now, we should carefully continue our research!" So claimed Kaijin's group.
The arguments fueled further rivalry, and debates never produced any results.
At the same time, they did have a joint project with the Elves on the "Magical Battle Gear".
"We must succeed with this project and forever establish our name!" was what Bester thought.
As a result of his independent and rash action, the "Demonic Sorcery Core" had gone out of control, and the project halted indefinitely.
Had they carefully assembled the most talented group, the "Magic Battle Gear" project would not have met such an end!
..........
......
...
In conclusion, Kaijin took the blame, and left the army.
As for Bester, he was so desperate to push his failure on Kaijin, that he had forged military records and planted other false evidence.
In short, Bester is a stereotypical villain. And in some sense, he's easy to understand.
So to summarize, "Kaijin was waiting for the time the country would need him and would immediately jump at the opportunity to come back, without realizing that it would cause him harm!""that kind of story?
But really, wouldn't the death penalty suit cowardly bastards like Bester the best? Well, maybe the death penalty would be going too far.
Well, in any case, with my departure, maybe even he can finally relax.
Those words ended his tale.
After hearing about the incident, the three brothers also seem to have started to hate the Minister.
Well, such a story will make even me hate him.
However, he did hit a noble.
It would be strange for him to leave without any trouble.
And in response to my worries,
It should be fine, probably. Although retired, my position as a captain did earn me the rank of Baronet.
Had it been a case of a commoner hitting a noble, I probably wouldn't be able to avoid the death penalty!
Having said that, he laughed loudly.
I couldn't laugh at all, though...
If worst comes to worst, we're breaking out! As for the completely unrelated person"me, I'll just pretend to be a normal slime until things quiet down.
So I silently thought
And, the day of the trial came.
We were lead before the king.
The dwarfs' Hero King.
Though in front of him, you couldn't feel that overpowering aura.
The current king"Gazelle Dwargo.
With his eyes closed, he sits deeply on the throne.
Looking like a typical dwarf, he had a sturdy build. His armor concealed his excessive energy.
Though he could easily be distinguished by his darker skin, and jet black hair, swept back.
He's strong!
Been a while since my instincts last cried out in alarm.
To both of his sides, the knights stand at attention.
Though I feel that those two are strong as well, they seem dull in comparison to the king.
As that guy is just a monster.
I had planned to run away if needed, but with this...
His mere presence forced my distracted mind to focus.
This was probably the first time I felt danger in this world.
There was one man kneeling before the king as if confirming something.
Having received the king's permission, he stood, and,
The trial shall now begin! Silence your voices!!!
He informed us of its beginning.
Taking up an hour, both sides' stories were presented.
The parties in question"ourselves"were not permitted to speak.
The only ones who could freely speak are nobles rank "Count" and above.
The rest, must wait for the king's explicit permission.
If I had to speak, what would I say?
Speak out of turn, and your guilt shall be confirmed. Moreover, we'll also include a free "Insult the King" special!
Even if the charges against you were false, the rules stay the same.
No choice but to leave everything to your representative.
That representative, these past two days, has shown his face many times.
If I had to say, he's kind of like our lawyer.
I wonder if he's any good?
Those kind of worries tend to prove true too often...
Thus, in this way, the drunk and relaxed Bester-dono, while making his way into another shop, was assaulted!
Such action must not be pardoned easily!!!
Is that the truth?
Ay! I, more than listening to Kaijin-dono, have investigated with the shop owners!
All my previous statements are, in fact, completely true!!!
... Huh? Umm... what did he say?
Someone we thought to be our ally had unexpectedly betrayed us?
Isn't this... bad?
When I look at Kaijin's face, it first turned bright red, but slowly paled.
Well, that's to be expected.
I mean, he can't even complain.
Oh and by the way... the representative is not allowed to lie.
If his lies get revealed, he gets the death penalty. So without some extreme circumstances, to lie is unthinkable...
Thus the system that forbids those of lower birth (in this case, the accused) to speak in front of the king, is being abused in the worst of ways.
Your Majesty! Have you heard enough? Please bestow a harsh punishment on them!
High with excitement, Bester proposes thus to the king.
Moreover, while looking at us, he shows a triumphant smile.
That bastard... I really should have clobbered him...
Comments
The readers' comments on the novel: Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken